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[snarthurt]

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[foone]

Me: I'm trans

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[goooooooofy]

My son Max hanging out with Chester Cheetos, Williamsburg floor model #286b, and hotdiggedydemon. They’ve all gathered to fuck some socks in public

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honey-nut clarity

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post-nut cheerios

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[jewfrogs]

why is “report hate speech” not one of the default options with “report spam” instead of “report sexually explicit material”. i’m not a cop so i don’t care if people post hole & pole but i would love if i didn’t have to explain every time why it’s bad when there are nazis

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[c3po]

my girl told me her water broke i told her tell her water to get its money up

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[emergency-broadcast-system]

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[heavybend]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[heavybend]

brother dubious

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[predstrogen]

i cannot stop fucking thinking about the phrase "fumbled a BBW"

[predstrogen]

has not left my lexicon since i saw it a week ago

[triviallytrue]

they killed him for this